Joe has written bespoke songs for many important occasions, and let’s face it, many incredibly unimportant occasions, including those for the Royal Family at Windsor Castle, Clarence House, St James Palace and Kensington Palace. Also he wrote something for the 8th wedding anniversary of a couple who the very next month separated and to be frank aren’t legally allowed within 65 miles of each other. He often has to include the names of all the big bosses of private equity firms you’ve never heard of at dizzyingly glamorous functions in exotic parts of the world where there are very agreeable hotels indeed. Joe doesn’t mind doing this at all and will happily part with any integrity he has in return for gold, bitcoin, bits of coin, very good wine or just compliments. If you would like to throw all or some of these things plus crisp bedlinen and dangerous cocktails at him, please get in touch with the ineffable and unflappable Johnny Barran here.